THE PEBBLE EATER OF THE SOUTH

-police sketch

WARNING VERY DANGEROUS -

“I will eat pebbles whether you like it or not. No one can stop me.”

— The Pebble Eater of the South

keep doors locked and pebbles hidden. Listen for his war cry “owahahuahwaha” this means he is hungry and willing to eat any Pebble in his path

“where are my pebbles”

— Anna

“I literally just sawl him”

— David

“SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE STOP THIS MAN”

— anonymous arlingtonian